Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Are those cocktail-waitress \ | fingernail marks?" I asked Colletti as | | he showed us these scratches on his | | chest. "No, those are on my back," | | Colletti answered. "This is where a | | case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I | | told her to slow down a little, but you | | know cocktail waitresses, they seem to | | have a mind of their own." -- The | | Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting | | Summer of O.C. and Stiggs | | | \ National Lampoon, October 1982 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;