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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "Are those cocktail-waitress           \
| fingernail marks?" I asked Colletti as  |
| he showed us these scratches on his     |
| chest. "No, those are on my back,"      |
| Colletti answered. "This is where a     |
| case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I   |
| told her to slow down a little, but you |
| know cocktail waitresses, they seem to  |
| have a mind of their own." -- The       |
| Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting     |
| Summer of O.C. and Stiggs               |
|                                         |
\ National Lampoon, October 1982          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;