Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / She been married so many times she got \ | rice marks all over her face. | | | \ -- Tom Waits / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;