Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... The cable had passed us by; the \ | dish was the only hope, and eventually | | we were all forced to turn to it. By | | the summer of '85, the valley had more | | satellite dishes per capita than an | | Eskimo village on the north slope of | | Alaska. | | | | Mine was one of the last to go in. I | | had been nervous from the start about | | the hazards of too much input, which is | | a very real problem with these things. | | Watching TV becomes a full-time job | | when you can scan 200 channels all day | | and all night and still have the option | | of punching Night Dreams into the video | | machine, if the rest of the world seems | | dull. | | | | -- Hunter Thompson, "Full-time | \ scrambling", _Generation of Swine_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;