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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ ... The cable had passed us by; the     \
| dish was the only hope, and eventually  |
| we were all forced to turn to it. By    |
| the summer of '85, the valley had more  |
| satellite dishes per capita than an     |
| Eskimo village on the north slope of    |
| Alaska.                                 |
|                                         |
| Mine was one of the last to go in. I    |
| had been nervous from the start about   |
| the hazards of too much input, which is |
| a very real problem with these things.  |
| Watching TV becomes a full-time job     |
| when you can scan 200 channels all day  |
| and all night and still have the option |
| of punching Night Dreams into the video |
| machine, if the rest of the world seems |
| dull.                                   |
|                                         |
| -- Hunter Thompson, "Full-time          |
\ scrambling", _Generation of Swine_      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;