Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Marriage is based on the theory that \ | when a man discovers a brand of beer | | exactly to his taste he should at once | | throw up his job and go to work in the | | brewery. | | | \ -- George Jean Nathan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;