Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I still maintain the point that \ | designing a monolithic kernel in 1991 | | is a fundamental error. Be thankful you | | are not my student. You would not get a | | high grade for such a design :-) | \ (Andrew Tanenbaum to Linus Torvalds) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;