Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I tried buying a goat instead of a | | lawn tractor; had to return | | | | it though. Couldn't figure out a way to | \ connect the snow blower." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;