Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A father gave his teen-age daughter an \ | untrained pedigreed pup for her | | birthday. An hour later, when wandering | | through the house, he found her looking | | at a puddle in the center of the | | kitchen. "My pup," she murmured sadly, | \ "runneth over." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;