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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ For three years, the young attorney had \
| been taking his brief vacations at this |
| country inn. The last time he'd finally |
| managed an affair with the innkeeper's  |
| daughter. Looking forward to an         |
| exciting few days, he dragged his       |
| suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then |
| stopped short. There sat his lover with |
| an infant on her lap!                   |
|                                         |
| "Helen, why didn't you write when you   |
| learned you were pregnant?" he cried.   |
| "I would have rushed up here, we could  |
| have gotten married, and the baby would |
| have my name!"                          |
|                                         |
| "Well," she said, "when my folks found  |
| out about my condition, we sat up all   |
| night talkin' and talkin' and finally   |
| decided it would be better to have a    |
\ bastard in the family than a lawyer."   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;