Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / For three years, the young attorney had \ | been taking his brief vacations at this | | country inn. The last time he'd finally | | managed an affair with the innkeeper's | | daughter. Looking forward to an | | exciting few days, he dragged his | | suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then | | stopped short. There sat his lover with | | an infant on her lap! | | | | "Helen, why didn't you write when you | | learned you were pregnant?" he cried. | | "I would have rushed up here, we could | | have gotten married, and the baby would | | have my name!" | | | | "Well," she said, "when my folks found | | out about my condition, we sat up all | | night talkin' and talkin' and finally | | decided it would be better to have a | \ bastard in the family than a lawyer." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;