Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q: What can you \ | tell us about the truthfulness and | | veracity of this defendant? A: Oh, she | | will tell the truth. She said she'd | | kill that sonofabitch--and | | | \ she did! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;