Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A social scientist, studying the \ | culture and traditions of a small North | | African tribe, found a woman still | | practicing the ancient art of | | matchmaking. Locally, she was known as | \ the Moor, the marrier. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;