Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The most advantageous, pre-eminent \ | thing thou canst do is not to exhibit | | nor display thyself within the limits | | of our galaxy, but rather depart | | instantaneously whence thou even now | | standest and flee to yet another rotten | | planet in the universe, if thou canst | | have the good fortune to find one. | | | \ -- Carlyle / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;