Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I've never been canoeing before, but I \ | imagine there must be just a few simple | | heuristics you have to remember... | | | | Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit | \ rocks. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;