Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14 | | | | Low Blows: | | | | Let's say a man and woman are watching | | a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers | | is felled by a low blow. The woman says | | "Oh, gee. That must hurt." The man | | doubles over and actually FEELS the | | pain. | | | | Dressing Up: | | | | A woman will dress up to go shopping, | | water the plants, empty the garbage, | | answer the phone, read a book, get the | | mail. A man will dress up for: | | weddings, funerals. Speaking of | | weddings, when reminiscing about | | weddings, women talk about "the | | ceremony". Men laugh about "the | | bachelor party". | | | | David Letterman: | | | | Men think David Letterman is the | | funniest man on the face of the Earth. | | Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky | \ guy who always has a bad haircut. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;