Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Even though they raised the rate for \ | first class mail in the United States | | we really shouldn't complain -- it's | | still only two cents a day. | | | | [and getting better! Soon it'll be down | \ to a penny a day!] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;