Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Smartness runs in my family. When I \ | went to school I was so smart my | | teacher was in my class for five years. | | | \ -- George Burns / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;