Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Interpreter, n.: \ | | | One who enables two persons of | | different languages to | | | | understand each other by repeating to | | each what it would have been to | | | | the interpreter's advantage for the | | other to have said. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;