Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ This "brain-damaged" epithet is getting \
| sorely overworked. When we can speak of |
| someone or something being flawed, |
| impaired, marred, spoiled; batty, |
| bedlamite, bonkers, buggy, cracked, |
| crazed, cuckoo, daft, demented, |
| deranged, loco, lunatic, mad, maniac, |
| mindless, non compos mentis, nuts, |
| Reaganite, screwy, teched, unbalanced, |
| unsound, witless, wrong; senseless, |
| spastic, spasmodic, convulsive; doped, |
| spaced-out, stoned, zonked; {beef, |
| beetle,block,dung,thick}headed, dense, |
| doltish, dull, duncical, numskulled, |
| pinhead; asinine, fatuous, foolish, |
| silly, simple; brute, lumbering, |
| oafish; half-assed, incompetent; |
| backward, retarded, imbecilic, moronic; |
| when we have a whole precisely nuanced |
| vocabulary of intellectual abuse to |
| draw upon, individually and in |
| combination, isn't it a little to be limited to a single, |
\ now quite trite, adjective? /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;