Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mathematicians often resort to \ | something called Hilbert space, which | | is described as being n-dimensional. | | Like modern sex, any number can play. | | | | -- Dr. Thor Wald, "Beep/The Quincunx of | \ Time", by James Blish / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;