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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \
| yourself unsure as to what to say in    |
| those awkward situations? Worry no      |
| more...                                 |
|                                         |
| Are you sure you're telling the truth?  |
| Think hard.                             |
|                                         |
| Does it make you happy to know you're   |
| sending me to an early grave?           |
|                                         |
| If all your friends jumped off the      |
| cliff, would you jump too?              |
|                                         |
| Do you feel bad? How do you think I     |
| feel?                                   |
|                                         |
| Aren't you ashamed of yourself?         |
|                                         |
| Don't you know any better?              |
|                                         |
| How could you be so stupid?             |
|                                         |
| If that's the worst pain you'll ever    |
| feel, you should be thankful.           |
|                                         |
| You can't fool me. I know what you're   |
| thinking.                               |
|                                         |
| If you can't say anything nice, say     |
\ nothing at all.                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;