Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find \
| yourself unsure as to what to say in |
| those awkward situations? Worry no |
| more... |
| |
| Are you sure you're telling the truth? |
| Think hard. |
| |
| Does it make you happy to know you're |
| sending me to an early grave? |
| |
| If all your friends jumped off the |
| cliff, would you jump too? |
| |
| Do you feel bad? How do you think I |
| feel? |
| |
| Aren't you ashamed of yourself? |
| |
| Don't you know any better? |
| |
| How could you be so stupid? |
| |
| If that's the worst pain you'll ever |
| feel, you should be thankful. |
| |
| You can't fool me. I know what you're |
| thinking. |
| |
| If you can't say anything nice, say |
\ nothing at all. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;