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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "You mean, if you allow the master to  \
| be uncivil, to treat you any old way he |
| likes, and to insult your dignity, then |
| he may deem you fit to hear his view of |
| things?"                                |
|                                         |
| "Quite the contrary. You must defend    |
| your integrity, assuming you have       |
| integrity to defend. But you must       |
| defend it nobly, not by imitating his   |
| own low behavior. If you are gentle     |
| where he is rough, if you are polite    |
| where he is uncouth, then he will       |
| recognize you as potentially worthy. If |
| he does not, then he is not a master,   |
| after all, and you may feel free to     |
| kick his ass."                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;