Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The ideas of economists and political \
| philosophers, both when they are right |
| and when they are wrong, are more |
| powerful than is generally understood. |
| Indeed, the world is ruled by little |
| else. |
| |
\ -- John Maynard Keynes /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;