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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Keep in mind always the four constant   \
| Laws of Frisbee:                        |
|                                         |
| (1) The most powerful force in the      |
| world is that of a disc                 |
|                                         |
| straining to land under a car, just out |
| of reach (this                          |
|                                         |
| force is technically termed "car        |
| suck").                                 |
|                                         |
| (2) Never precede any maneuver by a     |
| comment more predictive                 |
|                                         |
| than "Watch this!"                      |
|                                         |
| (3) The probability of a Frisbee        |
| hitting something is directly           |
|                                         |
| proportional to the cost of hitting it. |
| For instance, a                         |
|                                         |
| Frisbee will always head directly       |
| towards a policeman or                  |
|                                         |
| a little old lady rather than the beat  |
| up Chevy.                               |
|                                         |
| (4) Your best throw happens when no one |
| is watching; when the                   |
|                                         |
| cute girl you've been trying to impress |
| is watching, the                        |
|                                         |
| Frisbee will invariably bounce out of   |
| your hand or hit you                    |
|                                         |
\ in the head and knock you silly.        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;