Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ As me an' me marrer was readin' a \
| tyape, The tyape gave a shriek mark an' |
| tried tae escyape; It skipped ower the |
| gyate tae the end of the field, An' |
| jigged oot the room wi' a spool an' a |
| reel! Follow the leader, Johnny me |
| laddie, Follow it through, me canny lad |
| O; Follow the transport, Johnny me |
| laddie, Away, lad, lie away, canny lad |
| O! |
| |
| -- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP |
\ Dictionary" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;