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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and     \
| Others. Bozos are people who band       |
| together for fun and profit. They have  |
| no jobs. Anybody who goes on a tour is  |
| a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the       |
| street? Because there's a Bozo on the   |
| other side. It comes from the phrase    |
| vos otros, meaning others. They're the  |
| huge, fat, middle waist. The archetype  |
| is an Irish drunk clown with red hair   |
| and nose, and pale skin. Fields,        |
| William Bendix. Everybody tends to      |
| drift toward Bozoness. It has Oz in it. |
| They mean well. They're                 |
| straight-looking except they've got     |
| inflatable shoes. They like their       |
| comforts. The Bozos have learned to     |
| enjoy their free time, which is all the |
| time.                                   |
|                                         |
| -- Firesign Theatre, "If Bees Lived     |
\ Inside Your Head"                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;