Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Dear Sir, \
| |
| I am firmly opposed to the spread of |
| microchips either to the home or to the |
| office, We have more than enough of |
| them foisted upon us in public places. |
| They are a disgusting Americanism, and |
| can only result in the farmers being |
| forced to grow smaller potatoes, which |
| in turn will cause massive un- |
| employment in the already severely |
| depressed agricultural industry. |
| |
| Yours faithfully, |
| |
| Capt. Quinton D'Arcy, J.P. |
| |
| Sevenoaks |
| |
| -- Letters To The Editor, The Times of |
\ London /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;