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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien,  \
| Say Experts                             |
|                                         |
| ...Here's How You Can Tell Many         |
| Americans work side by side with space  |
| aliens who look human -- but you can    |
| spot these visitors by looking for      |
| certain tip-offs, say experts. They     |
| listed 10 signs to watch for:           |
|                                         |
| (3) Bizarre sense of humor. Space       |
| aliens who don't understand             |
|                                         |
| earthly humor may laugh during a        |
| company training film or tell           |
|                                         |
| jokes that no one understands, said     |
| Steiger.                                |
|                                         |
| (6) Misuses everyday items. "A space    |
| alien may use correction                |
|                                         |
| fluid to paint its nails," said         |
| Steiger.                                |
|                                         |
| (8) Secretive about personal life-style |
| and home. "An alien won't               |
|                                         |
| discuss details or talk about what it   |
| does at night or on weekends."          |
|                                         |
| (10) Displays a change of mood or       |
| physical reaction when near certain     |
|                                         |
| high-tech hardware. "An alien may       |
| experience a mood change when           |
|                                         |
| a microwave oven is turned on," said    |
| Steiger. The experts pointed out that a |
| co-worker would have to display most if |
| not all of these traits before you can  |
| positively identify him as a space      |
| alien.                                  |
|                                         |
| -- National Enquirer, Michael Cassels,  |
| August, 1984.                           |
|                                         |
| [I thought everybody laughed at company |
\ training films. Ed.]                    /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;