Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D \
\ movies with. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;