Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ (1) X=Y ; Given (2) X^2=XY ; Multiply \
| both sides by X (3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ; |
| Subtract Y^2 from both sides (4) |
| (X+Y)(X-Y)=Y(X-Y) ; Factor (5) X+Y=Y ; |
| Cancel out (X-Y) term (6) 2Y=Y ; |
| Substitute X for Y, by equation 1 (7) |
| 2=1 ; Divide both sides by Y |
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\ -- "Omni", proof that 2 equals 1 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;