Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ He probably just wants to take over my \
| CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me like a |
| BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe |
| he'd like to PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE |
| ME until I have no objection to a |
| RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my |
| apartment!! I guess I should call AL |
\ PACINO! /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;