Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / .. I used to get in more fights with \ | SCO than I did my girlfriend, but now, | | thanks to Linux, she has more than | | happily accepted her place back at | | number one antagonist in my life.. | | | \ -- Jason Stiefel, krypto@s30.nmex.com / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;