Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A musician of more ambition than \ | talent composed an elegy at the death | | of composer Edward MacDowell. She | | played the elegy for the pianist Josef | | Hoffman, then asked his opinion. "Well, | | it's quite nice," he replied, but don't | | you think it would be better if..." | | | | "If what?" asked the composer. | | | | "If ... if you had died and MacDowell | \ had written the elegy?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;