Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / History teaches us that men and nations \ | behave wisely once they have exhausted | | all other alternatives. | | | \ -- Abba Eban / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;