Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We'll be more than happy to do so once \ | Jim shows the slightest sign of | | interest in fixing his proposal to deal | | with the technical arguments that have | | *already* been made. Most engineers | | have learned there is little to be | | gained in fine-tuning the valve timing | | on a gasoline-powered internal | | combustion engine when the pistons and | | crankshaft are missing... | | | \ -- Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu on NANOG / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;