Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "It's hard to believe that something \ | which is neither seen nor felt can do | | so much harm." | | | | "That's true. But an idea can't be seen | | or felt. And that's what kept the | | Troglytes in the mines all these | | centuries. A mistaken idea." | | | | -- Vanna and Kirk, "The Cloud Minders", | \ stardate 5819.0 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;