Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule \
| #36: |
| |
| Never ever ask the tough looking |
| gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear |
| |
| where he got his "pyramid powered pizza |
| warmer". |
| |
\ -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;