Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The primary purpose of the DATA \
| statement is to give names to |
| constants; instead of referring to pi |
| as 3.141592653589793 at every |
| appearance, the variable PI can be |
| given that value with a DATA statement |
| and used instead of the longer form of |
| the constant. This also simplifies |
| modifying the program, should the value |
| of pi change. |
| |
\ -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;