Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ If an S and an I and an O and a U With \
| an X at the end spell Su; And an E and |
| a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a |
| speller to do? Then, if also an S and |
| an I and a G And an HED spell side, |
| There's nothing much left for a speller |
| to do But to go commit siouxeyesighed. |
| |
| -- Charles Follen Adams, "An |
\ Orthographic Lament" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;