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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The basic idea behind malls is that     \
| they are more convenient than cities.   |
| Cities contain streets, which are       |
| dangerous and crowded and difficult to  |
| park in. Malls, on the other hand, have |
| parking lots, which are also dangerous  |
| and crowded and difficult to park in,   |
| but -- here is the big difference -- in |
| mall parking lots, THERE ARE NO RULES.  |
| You're allowed to do anything. You can  |
| drive as fast as you want in any        |
| direction you want. I was once driving  |
| in a mall parking lot when my car was   |
| struck by a pickup truck being driven   |
| backward by a squat man with a tattoo   |
| that said "Charlie" on his forearm, who |
| got out and explained to me, in great   |
| detail, why the accident was my fault,  |
| his reasoning being that he was violent |
| and muscular, whereas I was neither.    |
| This kind of reasoning is legally valid |
| in mall parking lots.                   |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A   |
\ Survivor's Guide"                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;