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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Most bacteria have the decency to be   \
| microscopic. Epulopiscium               |
|                                         |
| fishelsoni is not among them. The newly |
| identified one-celled                   |
|                                         |
| macro-microorganism is a full .5 mm     |
| long, large enough to be seen           |
|                                         |
| with the naked eye. Described in the    |
| current Nature, "It is a                |
|                                         |
| million times as massive as a typical   |
| bacterium."-Time, page 25,              |
|                                         |
\ March 29, 1993                          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;