Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Seems a computer engineer, a systems \ | analyst, and a programmer were driving | | down a mountain when the brakes gave | | out. They screamed down the mountain, | | gaining speed, but finally managed to | | grind to a halt, more by luck than | | anything else, just inches from a | | thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. | | They all got out of the car: | | | | The computer engineer said, "I think I | | can fix it." | | | | The systems analyst said, "No, no, I | | think we should take it into town and | | have a specialist look at it." | | | | The programmer said, "OK, but first I | | think we should get back in and see if | \ it does it again." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;