Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Everyone knows that dragons don't \
| exist. But while this simplistic |
| formulation may satisfy the layman, it |
| does not suffice for the scientific |
| mind. The School of Higher Neantical |
| Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned |
| with what ____does exist. Indeed, |
| the banality of existence has been so |
| amply demonstrated, there is no need |
| for us to discuss it any further here. |
| The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the |
| problem analytically, discovered three |
| distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, |
| the chimerical, and the purely |
| hypothetical. They were all, one might |
| say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted |
| in an entirely different way ... |
| |
\ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;