Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ (To the extent that anyone but a Prolog \
| programmer can understand \X totally. |
| (And to the extent that a Prolog |
| programmer can understand "cut". :-)) |
| |
| -- Larry Wall in |
\ <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;