Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ /if macOS is for the computer \ | illiterate, then windoze is for the | | | \ computer masochists / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;