Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Suburbia is where the developer \ | bulldozes out the trees, then names the | | streets after them. | | | \ -- Bill Vaughn / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;