Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Fortune's Law of the Week (this week, \
| from Kentucky): |
| |
| No female shall appear in a bathing |
| suit at any airport in this State |
| unless she is escorted by two officers |
| or unless she is armed with a club. The |
| provisions of this statute shall not |
| apply to females weighing less than 90 |
| pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor |
\ shall it apply to female horses. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;