Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ George's friend Sam had a dog who could \
| recite the Gettysburg Address. "Let me |
| buy him from you," pleaded George after |
| a demonstration. |
| |
| "Okay," agreed Sam. "All he knows is |
| that Lincoln speech anyway." |
| |
| At his company's Fourth of July picnic, |
| George brought his new pet and |
| announced that the animal could recite |
| the entire Gettysburg Address. No one |
| believed him, and they proceeded to |
| place bets against the dog. George |
| quieted the crowd and said, "Now we'll |
| begin!" Then he looked at the dog. The |
| dog looked back. No sound. "Come on, |
| boy, do your stuff." Nothing. A |
| disappointed George took his dog and |
| went home. |
| |
| "Why did you embarrass me like that in |
| front of everybody?" George yelled at |
| the dog. "Do you realize how much money |
| you lost me?" |
| |
| "Don't be silly, George," replied the |
| dog. "Think of the odds we're gonna get |
\ on Labor Day." /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;