Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A novice programmer was once assigned \
| to code a simple financial package. |
| |
| The novice worked furiously for many |
| days, but when his master reviewed his |
| program, he discovered that it |
| contained a screen editor, a set of |
| generalized graphics routines, and |
| artificial intelligence interface, but |
| not the slightest mention of anything |
| financial. |
| |
| When the master asked about this, the |
| novice became indignant. "Don't be so |
| impatient," he said, "I'll put the |
| financial stuff in eventually." |
| |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of |
\ Programming" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;