Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /joeyh: I was down since \ | midmorning yesterday and pacbell said | | | | this morning that AT&T was to blame and | | almost all of the state | | | | was down dunno why people insist | | the internet can survive a nuclear | | holocaust | | | \ when it can't survive a backhoe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;