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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Our [softball] team usually puts the    \
| other woman at second base, where the   |
| maximum possible number of males can    |
| get there on short notice to help out   |
| in case of emergency. As far as I can   |
| tell, our second basewoman is a pretty  |
| good baseball player, better than I am, |
| anyway, but there's no way to know for  |
| sure because if the ball gets anywhere  |
| near her, a male comes barging over     |
| from, say, right field, to deal with    |
| it. She's been on the team for three    |
| seasons now, but the males still don't  |
| trust her. They know, deep in their     |
| souls, that if she had to choose        |
| between catching a fly ball and saving  |
| an infant's life, she probably would    |
| elect to save the infant's life,        |
| without ever considering whether there  |
| were men on base.                       |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;