404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A reader reports that when the patient \
| died, the attending doctor recorded the |
| following on the patient's chart:       |
| "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness |
| potential."                             |
|                                         |
| Another doctor reports that in a recent |
| issue of the *American Journal of       |
| Family Practice* fleas were called      |
| "hematophagous arthropod vectors."      |
|                                         |
| A reader reports that the Army calls    |
| them "vertically deployed anti-         |
| personnel devices." You probably call   |
| them bombs.                             |
|                                         |
| At McClellan Air Force base in          |
| Sacramento, California, civilian        |
| mechanics were placed on "non-duty,     |
| non-pay status." That is, they were     |
| fired.                                  |
|                                         |
| After taking the trip of a lifetime,    |
| our reader sent his twelve rolls of     |
| film to Kodak for developing (or        |
| "processing," as Kodak likes to call    |
| it) only to receive the following       |
| notice: "We must report that during the |
| handling of your twelve 35mm Kodachrome |
| slide orders, the films were involved   |
| in an unusual laboratory experience."   |
| The use of the passive is a             |
| particularly nice touch, don't you      |
| think? Nobody did anything to the       |
| films; they just had a bad experience.  |
| Of course our reader can always go back |
| to Tibet and take his pictures all over |
| again, using the twelve replacement     |
| rolls Kodak so generously sent him.     |
|                                         |
| -- Quarterly Review of Doublespeak      |
\ (NCTE)                                  /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;