Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The ark lands after The Flood. Noah \
| lets all the animals out. Says he, "Go |
| and multiply." Several months pass. |
| Noah decides to check up on the |
| animals. All are doing fine except a |
| pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" |
| says Noah. "Cut down some trees and let |
| us live there", say the snakes. Noah |
| follows their advice. Several more |
| weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes |
| again. Lots of little snakes, everybody |
| is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me |
| how the trees helped?" "Certainly", say |
| the snakes. "We're adders, and we need |
\ logs to multiply." /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;