Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Answers to Last Fortune's Questions: \
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| (1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark). |
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| (2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole |
| principle. |
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| (3) I don't know. |
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| (4) Who cares? |
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| (5) 6 (or maybe 4, or else 3). Mr. |
| Alfred J. Duncan of Podunk, |
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| Montana, submitted an interesting |
| solution to Problem 5. |
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| (6) There is an interesting solution to |
| this problem on page 1029 of my |
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| book, which you can pick up for $23.95 |
| at finer bookstores and |
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| bathroom supply outlets (or 99 cents at |
| the table in front of |
| |
\ Papyrus Books). /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;