Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Ever since prehistoric times, wise men \
| have tried to understand what, exactly, |
| make people laugh. That's why they were |
| called "wise men." All the other |
| prehistoric people were out puncturing |
| each other with spears, and the wise |
| men were back in the cave saying: "How |
| about: Would you please take my wife? |
| No. How about: Here is my wife, please |
| take her right now. No How about: Would |
| you like to take something? My wife is |
| available. No. How about ..." |
| |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;