Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ When the Guru administers, the users \
| are hardly aware that he exists. Next |
| best is a sysop who is loved. Next, one |
| who is feared. And worst, one who is |
| despised. |
| |
| If you don't trust the users, you make |
| them untrustworthy. |
| |
| The Guru doesn't talk, he hacks. When |
| his work is done, the users say, |
| "Amazing: we implemented it, all by |
\ ourselves!" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;