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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  The General disliked trying to explain \
| the highly technical inner workings of  |
| the U.S. Air Force.                     |
|                                         |
| "$7,662 for a ten cup coffee maker,     |
| General?" the Senator asked.            |
|                                         |
| In his head he ran through his standard |
| explanations. "It's not so," he         |
| thought. "It's a deterrent." Soon he    |
| came up with, "It's computerized,       |
| Senator. Tiny computer chips make       |
| coffee that's smooth and full-bodied.   |
| Try a cup."                             |
|                                         |
| The Senator did. "Pfffttt! Tastes like  |
| jet fuel!"                              |
|                                         |
| "It's not so," the General thought.     |
| "It's a deterrent."                     |
|                                         |
| Then he remembered something. "We       |
| bought a lot of untested computer       |
| chips," the General answered. "They got |
| into everything. Just a little mix-up.  |
| Nothing serious."                       |
|                                         |
| Then he remembered something else. It   |
| was at the site of the mysterious B-1   |
| crash. A strange smell in the fuel      |
| lines. It smelled like coffee. Smooth   |
| and full bodied...                      |
|                                         |
| -- Another Episode of General's         |
\ Hospital                                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;