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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Technicality, n.:                       \
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| In an English court a man named Home    |
| was tried for slander in having         |
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| accused a neighbor of murder. His exact |
| words were: "Sir Thomas Holt            |
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| hath taken a cleaver and stricken his   |
| cook upon the head, so that one         |
|                                         |
| side of his head fell on one shoulder   |
| and the other side upon the             |
|                                         |
| other shoulder." The defendant was      |
| acquitted by instruction of the         |
|                                         |
| court, the learned judges holding that  |
| the words did not charge murder,        |
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| for they did not affirm the death of    |
| the cook, that being only an            |
|                                         |
| inference.                              |
|                                         |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's         |
\ Dictionary"                             /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;