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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ "I am convinced that the manufacturers  \
| of carpet odor removing powder have     |
| included encapsulated time released cat |
| urine in their products. This           |
| technology must be what prevented its   |
| distribution during my mom's reign. My  |
| carpet smells like piss, and I don't    |
| have a cat. Better go buy some more."   |
|                                         |
\ -- timw@zeb.USWest.COM                  /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;