Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Each team building another component \
| has been using the most recent tested |
| version of the integrated system as a |
| test bed for debugging its piece. Their |
| work will be set back by having that |
| test bed change under them. Of course |
| it must. But the changes need to be |
| quantized. Then each user has periods |
| of productive stability, interrupted by |
| bursts of test-bed change. This seems |
| to be much less disruptive than a |
| constant rippling and trembling. |
| |
| -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical |
\ Man Month" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;