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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ "There is no Father Christmas. It's     \
| just a marketing ploy to make low       |
| income parents' lives a misery." "... I |
| want you to picture the trusting face   |
| of a child, streaked with tears because |
| of what you just said." "I want you to  |
| picture the face of its mother, because |
| one week's dole won't pay for one       |
| Master of the Universe Battlecruiser!"  |
|                                         |
\ -- Filthy Rich and Catflap              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;