Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Please stand for the National Anthem: \ | | | Australians all, let us rejoice, | | | | For we are young and free. | | | | We've golden soil and wealth for toil | | | | Our home is girt by sea. | | | | Our land abounds in nature's gifts | | | | Of beauty rich and rare. | | | | In history's page, let every stage | | | | Advance Australia Fair. | | | | In joyful strains then let us sing, | | | | Advance Australia Fair. | | | \ Thank you. You may resume your seat. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;