Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO \ | MUCH FUN!! It must be the NEGATIVE | \ IONS!! / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;