Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I already have too much problem with \
| people thinking the efficiency of a |
| perl construct is related to its |
| length. On the other hand, I'm |
| perfectly capable of changing my mind |
\ next week... :-) --lwall /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;