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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Oh give me your pity! I'm on a          \
| committee, We attend and amend Which    |
| means that from morning And contend and |
| defend                                  |
|                                         |
| to night, Without a conclusion in       |
| sight.                                  |
|                                         |
| We confer and concur, We defer and      |
| demur, We revise the agenda And         |
| reiterate all of our thoughts. With     |
| frequent addenda                        |
|                                         |
| And consider a load of reports.         |
|                                         |
| We compose and propose, We suppose and  |
| oppose, But though various notions And  |
| the points of procedure are fun; Are    |
| brought up as motions,                  |
|                                         |
| There's terribly little gets done.      |
|                                         |
| We resolve and absolve; But we never    |
| dissolve, Since it's out of the         |
| question for us To bring our committee  |
| To end like this ditty, Which stops     |
| with a period, thus.                    |
|                                         |
\ -- Leslie Lipson, "The Committee"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;