Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Oh give me your pity! I'm on a \
| committee, We attend and amend Which |
| means that from morning And contend and |
| defend |
| |
| to night, Without a conclusion in |
| sight. |
| |
| We confer and concur, We defer and |
| demur, We revise the agenda And |
| reiterate all of our thoughts. With |
| frequent addenda |
| |
| And consider a load of reports. |
| |
| We compose and propose, We suppose and |
| oppose, But though various notions And |
| the points of procedure are fun; Are |
| brought up as motions, |
| |
| There's terribly little gets done. |
| |
| We resolve and absolve; But we never |
| dissolve, Since it's out of the |
| question for us To bring our committee |
| To end like this ditty, Which stops |
| with a period, thus. |
| |
\ -- Leslie Lipson, "The Committee" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;