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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  A programmer from a very large         \
| computer company went to a software     |
| conference and then returned to report  |
| to his manager, saying: "What sort of   |
| programmers work for other companies?   |
| They behaved badly and were unconcerned |
| with appearances. Their hair was long   |
| and unkempt and their clothes were      |
| wrinkled and old. They crashed out      |
| hospitality suites and they made rude   |
| noises during my presentation."         |
|                                         |
| The manager said: "I should have never  |
| sent you to the conference. Those       |
| programmers live beyond the physical    |
| world. They consider life absurd, an    |
| accidental coincidence. They come and   |
| go without knowing limitations. Without |
| a care, they live only for their        |
| programs. Why should they bother with   |
| social conventions?"                    |
|                                         |
| "They are alive within the Tao."        |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;