Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ "Despite its suffix, skepticism is not \
| an "ism" in the sense of a belief or |
| dogma. It is simply an approach to the |
| problem of telling what is counterfeit |
| and what is genuine. And a recognition |
| of how costly it may be to fail to do |
| so. To be a skeptic is to cultivate |
| "street smarts" in the battle for |
| control of one's own mind, one's own |
| money, one's own allegiances. To be a |
| skeptic, in short, is to refuse to be a |
| victim. -- Robert S. DeBear, "An Agenda |
| for Reason, Realism, and |
| Responsibility," |
| |
| New York Skeptic (newsletter of the New |
\ York Area Skeptics, Inc.), Spring 1988 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;