Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If it is a Miracle, any sort of \ | evidence will answer, but if it is a | | Fact, proof is necessary. | | | \ -- Samuel Clemens / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;