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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ WARNING!!! This machine is subject to   \
| breakdowns during periods of critical   |
| need.                                   |
|                                         |
| A special circuit in the machine called |
| "critical detector" senses the          |
| operator's emotional state in terms of  |
| how desperate he/she is to use the      |
| machine. The "critical detector" then   |
| creates a malfunction proportional to   |
| the desperation of the operator.        |
| Threatening the machine with violence   |
| only aggravates the situation.          |
| Likewise, attempts to use another       |
| machine may cause it to malfunction.    |
| They belong to the same union. Keep     |
| cool and say nice things to the         |
| machine. Nothing else seems to work.    |
|                                         |
\ See also: flog(1), tm(1)                /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;